An, ah, unfortunate optical illusion...

photo via BoingBoing. Click for a larger version

Disclaimer via The ByranBryan*-College Station Eagle

"...To read the photograph any other way is, in my mind, incredibly wrong and based on illogical assumptions. To think otherwise is to assume that the player was not wearing black spandex shorts, which he clearly was as evidenced by the picture; that he was not wearing an athletic supporter, which we'll assume he was; and that he was intent on flashing Reed Arena, which he was not..."

* correction thanks to my eagle-eyed anonymous reader