30 Things to do for Bob Dylan's Birthday

a day late, but too good to pass up

via The Opinion Mill, where you can find the full list. Here's the first ten. If you need some productivity-busting time, come up with the song title for each item:

1. Kick a stone down the street while yelling, "How does it feel?"

2. Sit on your watch, so you can be on time.

3. Ask the desk clerk for a rope and a pen that will write.

4. Try to heal the sick, but first make sure you forgive them.

5. Walk upside down in handcuffs.

6. Wiggle ‘til you vomit fire.

7. Look out the window of the Saint James Hotel.

8. Sing love’s praises with sugar-coated rhymes.

9. Have one more cup of coffee

10. Find a diamond sky. Dance beneath it with one hand waving free.